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Wife: Why were you in the bathroom so long?Husband: It's my chance to get away from it all.
Wife: That's offensive.
Husband: Why?
Wife: You're clearly talking about me; you do realize I'm the only other person who lives here.
Husband: Whoops.
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Background: Conversation laying in bed, right after husband kisses wife goodnight (yeah, we know, cute).
Husband: Goodnight...(kiss)...college smell.
Wife: What?
Husband: College smell.
Wife: What?!
Husband: COL-LEGE SMELL!
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: In college, you had a smell. It went away.
Wife (laughs): It obviously doesn't smell good.
Husband falls asleep within 5 minutes. While trying to sleep, wife reminisces conversation and the fact that she has a "college smell" and bursts out laughing uncontrollable, wakes up (angry) husband and still continues to laugh uncontrollable. Husband not happy. Husband instructs wife to "go to her own side". Wife continues laughing and chokes because of so much laughter. Husband annoyed by the laughter and choking.
Husband: Goodnight...(kiss)...college smell.
Wife: What?
Husband: College smell.
Wife: What?!
Husband: COL-LEGE SMELL!
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: In college, you had a smell. It went away.
Wife (laughs): It obviously doesn't smell good.
Husband falls asleep within 5 minutes. While trying to sleep, wife reminisces conversation and the fact that she has a "college smell" and bursts out laughing uncontrollable, wakes up (angry) husband and still continues to laugh uncontrollable. Husband not happy. Husband instructs wife to "go to her own side". Wife continues laughing and chokes because of so much laughter. Husband annoyed by the laughter and choking.
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