Tiger Mom or Tiger Wife?

I asked Dave if I'm more like a Tiger Mom or Tiger Wife. There was no hesitation, his reply was Tiger Wife.

"You make me change every piece of trim in the house. You don't care my smell [nose] doesn't work anymore [from staining all the trim]. You need to be tougher on Elijah..."

Love you for all you do for our family. You're a great husband and dad. And of course I care that your nose doesn't work so I don't have to change all of the poopy diapers.