It's been a while. Here are some more anonymous conversations...just a reminder that these are anonymous and are not just Dave and I. :)
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Husband (Upset, groans): I can't go to bed because the sheets aren't on. Why do you always have to wash the sheets?Wife: The baby spit up all over them!
Husband: Not on my side.
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Tip for the wives out there - start referring to yourself as "Queen" in the 3rd person while talking to the hubby. You'll get a great reaction.
***Wife: Are you mad at me?
Husband: Of course not. I don't hold grudges like you do.
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